UB's Black Sweatpants ** Ships on 12/5

Pre-order now — ships on or before 12/5.

Alright fam, these bad bois are the secret to unlocking that full Uncle lifestyle. Slide into these Uncle B Sweatpants and suddenly fall into a magical Uncle B fantasy where the grill’s smokin', the music’s chill, and life just feels tight.

Why they hit different:
We’re talkin’ 8.5oz of midweight fleece — heavy enough to feel legit, light enough to move when you’re chasing the nieces around or flipping burgers in the back yard. The premium ring-spun cotton? Smooth like butter. Better than your best dad joke and built to last.

Then we dialed in the details:
    •    Elastic waistband + drawcord — adjusts with your snack intake.
    •    Sewn fly + clean finish — keeps you lookin’ respectable, even if you’re on your third plate.
    •    Jersey-lined pockets — soft, deep, and perfect for your phone, keys, or cold hands.
    •    Ribbed cuffs — show off those crocs, slides, or whatever your Uncle footwear of choice is.

These aren’t just sweatpants. They’re a lifestyle.
Wear ‘em to the cookout, the couch, or that “quick run to the store” that turns into a whole afternoon. That’s the Uncle way.